From Russia With Love – CASE CLOSED

So here’s the story. Bond, Groom and Misha all met through Mr. Paul Bond. Misha Email to GroomGroom Email to Misha

This picture was taken the night they all met.

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and as you can see, Jim and Misha really hit it off. Bond on the other hand, was left hanging.

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Paul didn’t like the fact that Groom was taking his woman which resulted in this email…

Bond Email to Groom

Paul really took it to the next level and contacted Hit Me, our agency, which is known for taking and implementing “Hits”.

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Lawrence, after discovering the emails that were exchanged, came to the realization that it was Bond who had sent in the ransom note. It had to have been him after he sent that threatening email to Groom. Lawrence then informed not only the group, but also Veronica of this uncovered fact.

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Shirley wanted to get to the bottom of this. She set out to contact Bond in order to find out some important information or any information she could get.

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Bond deactivated his account and then went completely off of the grid to Shirley’s knowledge.

Shirley then made a wanted poster for Bond because it was necessary to find him and stop him from doing anything stupid.

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Veronica was then able to find this Postcard from Groom to Misha, using his petname “Bo” and seeming to be fearful of what his future holds…

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Then all of a sudden Groom gets kidnapped mid-video by some guy that speaks Russian. This Russian man turns out to have been Misha’s Brother. She called her brother to ask if he could do something to ease tensions between Bond and Groom.

This phone call seems to have sparked Misha’s brother to communicate with Groom about his safety and the situation with Bond.

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This kidnapping seems to have been to protect Groom from Bond, rather then harm him. This would explain why Groom does not look afraid in the photos during is disappearance.

What on earth are the balloons about?!       The man looks menacing; Groom looks afraid.

It was also during these events when our agency Hit Me recieved another “hit” request, this time on Paul Bond. Its was all in Russian so one can only assume it was Misha’s brother again protecting his sister’s love, Groom.

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Shirley spotted Vyacheslav (Misha’s brother) and Misha enjoying a nice sibling tea date at the Russian Tea Room. It turns out that Misha is actually named Martha.

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Misha/Martha ends up running away with Jack. This most likely happens because she comes to the realization that this whole scenario was absolutely stupid. She also realizes that Jack is a nice guy with a good paying job and very nice relatives

Before Misha/Martha ran away though, she left this letter behind to Groom.

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This was one messed up love triangle but the Hit Me Crew was able to figure out. It was different than what we are used to but that didn’t stop us. So as you can see, Groom wasn’t actually “kidnapped” and taken to LA, he asked for a way out to get away from Bond and Misha and her brother were able to make that happen. Hence why Groom doesn’t look scared in the pictures. Unfortunately for Groom, when Vyacheslav whopped him in his noggin, he lost his memory and now can’t remember anything that happened. It’s a good thing we were here to figure it out.

It’s all in a day’s work.

Until next time,

Lawrence, Shirley, Victoire, and Veronica

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Lawrence Email to Veronica

Above you will see an email I sent to Veronica. The ransom note she received back at headquarters was anonymous but we have finally found who wrote the damn thing. I found a hell of a lot of emails that were sent back and forth between Bond, Misha, and Groom and the one I attached to that email is the hard-hitter that shows he is the author of that note. Bond wasn’t happy that Groom was taking his gal…

Bond Email to Groom

So now that that’s cleared up, we can move on to other evidence and investigating.

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